I WANT ONE :'( (Part... fuck it I've lost count)

[bigsharn]

Well it's been a long time since I did one of these, so I guess I should really make up for it by posting the most awesome I WANT IT article to date...

Unfortunately I covered that in the epicness that was Part 5, so here's an I WANT IT food edition, because my evening meal's almost cooked so that's all I can think about at the moment.

1. BACONNAISE.


Yes ladles and gentlespoons, bacon flavoured mayonnaise. Good for garden salad apparently, but I prefer the idea of using it as a sandwich filling personally, because I'm not a fan of rabbit food.

2. BACON FLAVOURED CHOCOLATE


Ok, maybe not so awesome, but it's one of those things you HAVE to try once in your lifetime, and I for one would love it if someone sent a sample for myself and Mark to try out (Yes. That is a hint)

3. BACON EXPLOSION


Maybe this is cheating a bit as it's just like a normal meal like a novelty, but I figured this should feature here as well. Yes this thing is avaliable online for the small fee of $30, but hell, for a bacon-stuffed, bacon-wrapped Italian sausage, it looks pretty epic.

4.BACON LOLLIPOP


Well, it's actually a maple bacon lollipop, but it's unhealthy enough to feature on here.

5. Bacon Cola


...Need I say more?



Ok, maybe this was a bacon-oriented article, but I'm putting these articles together in around 10 minutes so give me a break. Articles will be more interesting to more people as I start taking more time to write them, but at the moment I just figured out (seeing as Mark despises bacon) I'd just do an article to annoy the admin

[Mr. President]

I was eating a garden salad as i read that thread and i feel good about my eating habits now!




oh and by the way BACONNAISE is great with a garden salad.

[Pack3t SynAck3r]

Bacon goes well with everything apparently. I think even on a meager salary you should be able to afford most of the wants this time. Why the fuck is there a Pokemon in your sig now? Flax live shit sky! Who fucking farted?

[bigsharn]

The Pokemon is because the Fairy Mark I made was removed from Tinypic for breach of TOS (apparently too much breast was showing)

[Mark]

It's not what you know, it's who you know eh? I do like certain fellows over at tinypic.

[bigsharn]

Some of you will have noticed that Yahoo have coincidentally posted an article about bacon-related products.

Four days after I posted this one. They also did a very similar article to my "foods you should eat once" article a couple of months after that being published here. Just an open warning, if any writers in public forums steal my work again without asking prior permission and/or at least crediting me I WILL be getting a lawsuit involved.