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I WANT ONE :'( (Part... fuck it I've lost count) - bigsharn - 17-04-2011 Well it's been a long time since I did one of these, so I guess I should really make up for it by posting the most awesome I WANT IT article to date... Unfortunately I covered that in the epicness that was Part 5, so here's an I WANT IT food edition, because my evening meal's almost cooked so that's all I can think about at the moment. 1. BACONNAISE. Yes ladles and gentlespoons, bacon flavoured mayonnaise. Good for garden salad apparently, but I prefer the idea of using it as a sandwich filling personally, because I'm not a fan of rabbit food. 2. BACON FLAVOURED CHOCOLATE Ok, maybe not so awesome, but it's one of those things you HAVE to try once in your lifetime, and I for one would love it if someone sent a sample for myself and Mark to try out (Yes. That is a hint) 3. BACON EXPLOSION Maybe this is cheating a bit as it's just like a normal meal like a novelty, but I figured this should feature here as well. Yes this thing is avaliable online for the small fee of $30, but hell, for a bacon-stuffed, bacon-wrapped Italian sausage, it looks pretty epic. 4.BACON LOLLIPOP Well, it's actually a maple bacon lollipop, but it's unhealthy enough to feature on here. 5. Bacon Cola ...Need I say more? Ok, maybe this was a bacon-oriented article, but I'm putting these articles together in around 10 minutes so give me a break. Articles will be more interesting to more people as I start taking more time to write them, but at the moment I just figured out (seeing as Mark despises bacon) I'd just do an article to annoy the admin RE: I WANT ONE :'( (Part... fuck it I've lost count) - Mr. President - 18-04-2011 I was eating a garden salad as i read that thread and i feel good about my eating habits now! oh and by the way BACONNAISE is great with a garden salad. RE: I WANT ONE :'( (Part... fuck it I've lost count) - Pack3t SynAck3r - 19-04-2011 Bacon goes well with everything apparently. I think even on a meager salary you should be able to afford most of the wants this time. Why the fuck is there a Pokemon in your sig now? Flax live shit sky! Who fucking farted? RE: I WANT ONE :'( (Part... fuck it I've lost count) - bigsharn - 19-04-2011 The Pokemon is because the Fairy Mark I made was removed from Tinypic for breach of TOS (apparently too much breast was showing) RE: I WANT ONE :'( (Part... fuck it I've lost count) - Mark - 19-04-2011 It's not what you know, it's who you know eh? I do like certain fellows over at tinypic. RE: I WANT ONE :'( (Part... fuck it I've lost count) - bigsharn - 21-04-2011 Some of you will have noticed that Yahoo have coincidentally posted an article about bacon-related products. Four days after I posted this one. They also did a very similar article to my "foods you should eat once" article a couple of months after that being published here. Just an open warning, if any writers in public forums steal my work again without asking prior permission and/or at least crediting me I WILL be getting a lawsuit involved.