What do you have on your toast?

[latch]

It may be the lack of sleep, but latch that post made no sense to me.

Oh come on! You have never had inside out toast!? What kind of sicko....

Please allow me to repost it using more words:

I like put toast on my toast. Off topic, and in another time, when the trees were all younger than they are now, I used to peel my toast in half(this is done by pulling of the crust, then opening the single piece of toast as if it was a sandwich made from two pieces- great care must be taken for each side to end up only being one piece) so I could turn it inside out- crunchy side in- doughy uncooked side out- I enjoyed the bizarre texture and did smile.

Also off topic, I used to eat my bread after I pressed it into a ball and stuffed the whole thing in my mouth. I was a child and this was before I had any weapons.

Dude! I should write a tutorial on this with pictures, put it under the hacking section and call it Bread Hacking. That would be far better than a kick in the throat!