It occurred to me that Mark had not made very many new threads lately so I thought I would see how deep and serious the problem is. Bear in mind, I only had so much data so my extrapolations may be be slightly faulty give or take a reasonable percentage. As you can see in this chart I made, the number of new threads generated steadily increased from October to the end of the year. [spoiler]![[Image: linechart.bmp]](http://www.egdahl.com/x/linechart.bmp)
[/spoiler]Oddly, the data shows that, in the holiday season when Mark should have been spending quality time with his kinfolk with intense gaiety, he was scouring the internet for content then pounding out a whopping 57 new threads in December. This was his peak. He then had the audacity to install a plug-in to call attention to his neglected threads! Evidently sadden by this turn of events, Mark's production has fizzled down to a pathetic 5 posts for this first half of January- please refer to the silly little purple slice in the pie chart below.[spoiler]![[Image: piechart.bmp]](http://www.egdahl.com/x/piechart.bmp)
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Yup, the data seems to indicate that Mark is pregnant.
The numbers don't lie- just try and be there for him.
[/spoiler]Oddly, the data shows that, in the holiday season when Mark should have been spending quality time with his kinfolk with intense gaiety, he was scouring the internet for content then pounding out a whopping 57 new threads in December. This was his peak. He then had the audacity to install a plug-in to call attention to his neglected threads! Evidently sadden by this turn of events, Mark's production has fizzled down to a pathetic 5 posts for this first half of January- please refer to the silly little purple slice in the pie chart below.[spoiler][/spoiler]Yup, the data seems to indicate that Mark is pregnant.
The numbers don't lie- just try and be there for him.
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I. AM. LATCH.
I. AM. LATCH.