Grueling intellectual activity.

[latch]

When I was still in the army, one of my best friends(we will call him Bryan), also in the army, was over at my place that night. We were watching the presidential debates with animated enthusiasm while we were getting liquored up. My girlfriend at the time(we will call her Dawn) was there too and all three of us were playing Scrabble. My friend and I played two games of chess and a game of Risk simultaneously while playing Scrabble with 'Dawn.' So that was 3 drunk people playing 4 games all at once.

'Bryan' won the two games of chess and the game of Scrabble and I won the game of Risk.

Please share your nerdiest mental exploit or I will destroy you perhaps with evisceration or some melty implementation of wrath.



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