I WANT IT :'( (part 2)

[bigsharn]

These are the things I want just for the lols:

http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/usb-humpi...index.html
UK USB humping dogs
http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/usb-gadgets/9c89/
US USB humping dogs

Because everybody needs a humping dog on their computer

http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/armageddo...index.html
UK Doomsday hub
http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/usb-gadgets/9116/
US USB Doomsday hub

And purely so nobody goes and builds a doomsday device (I'm looking at you Jack) this should satisfy your desires as an evil genius, at least until 20/12/2012