Turducken.

[Pack3t SynAck3r]

Dude, any red blooded American male knows what Turducken is. Every "Thanksgiving" holiday that we have here, which is the last Thursday in November annually, American Football game watching is a tradition. So anyway there is a football analyst by the name of John Madden (think the EA sports game franchise) that would always award the MVP of the game he did announcing for a big fat-ass deep fried turducken and the dude would scarf it right there usually while an attractive big breasted sideline reporter interviews him on "How does it feel to be fucking awesome, and grubbing on that there meatfeast?" Ah yes, three birds in one. We (Americans) will find new ways to achieve success in excess, even after an acceptable level of excess is assumed to have been exceeded.