The failure thread

[Mr. President]

I demand Mr. President be required to post substance. The previous post says NOTHING!

I yelled the last word for effect- it was not an accident. I know this because I ripped off my caps lock key to avoid those unintentional quasi-capitalistic shenanigans.

interesting, interesting.......yes very interesting indeed.

[latch]

I'm not going to say it again.

[Mr. President]

I'm not going to say it again.

I demand that latch be required to post substance. The previous post says NOTHING!

[latch]

Incorrect. That post references another post which did say something though the post in question refuses repetition where your post was merely a repeat as if your clipboard never got anything else on it and you haphazardly pasted whatever was there. Indiscriminate redundant posting is a fat whomping no no.

[alanab]

I'm not the first to say it, but girls need time, a loong time. And no, not five minutes of 'talking about family and a dog', but weeks. You need to convince them you're not just interested in removing their pants...sorry buddy...

[Pack3t SynAck3r]

Considering he is working with this...


it is no surprise that even his fantasies fail.




keep your last $20 and buy a new air mattress

[latch]

I move to strike from the record the crotchal error that pack3t bears on his person on the grounds that none of us need see his peepee-like thing. Save it for the ladies... of another planet.

[Mr. President]

i am leaving this thread forever

[T3hRogue]

Packet, what the fuck is that? D:

[Special Chris]

I don't understand why you would tell us this?

No one cares that you are a loser, and that you fail at getting some.

Packet, what the fuck is that? D:

+1