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RE: Beginner Weightlifting - latch - 09-03-2011

(09-03-2011, 02:30 AM)Mark Wrote: That was a statement within its self, as well as an ad campaign to stop smoking.

It seems loosely related to the other active thread about fitness.


RE: Beginner Weightlifting - Drumm - 09-03-2011

.. I could think of several other ways to kill a man with a pack of cigarettes. All of which do not involve a "stop smoking" campaign.


RE: Beginner Weightlifting - Mark - 09-03-2011

Got some gloves the other day, much better now when lifting. I've also dropped 20KG sets from the workout.

And killing a man with cigarettes such as handing him a pack and he'll smoke himself to death.


RE: Beginner Weightlifting - Drumm - 09-03-2011

My methods are much quicker. And slightly sick.


RE: Beginner Weightlifting - latch - 10-03-2011

(09-03-2011, 07:31 PM)Mark Wrote: Got some gloves the other day, much better now when lifting. I've also dropped 20KG sets from the workout.

And killing a man with cigarettes such as handing him a pack and he'll smoke himself to death.

This might work if it was a truckload you handed him.


RE: Beginner Weightlifting - Mark - 10-03-2011

(10-03-2011, 03:42 AM)latch Wrote:
(09-03-2011, 07:31 PM)Mark Wrote: And killing a man with cigarettes such as handing him a pack and he'll smoke himself to death.

This might work if it was a truckload you handed him.


Ah, but once he's had one he then becomes addicted and will self willingly smoke himself into a grave, packet after packet. All from the act of just being handed that one packet of cigarettes.

Or... I misinterpreted and you simply held his head back, rammed them down his throat then delivered a quick whack to the face. Either may work, one may take considerably longer.


RE: Beginner Weightlifting - Drumm - 10-03-2011

I was considering tying him up.. Then using a cigarette so slowly singe his feet off..


RE: Beginner Weightlifting - latch - 10-03-2011

(10-03-2011, 06:13 PM)Drumm Wrote: I was considering tying him up.. Then using a cigarette so slowly singe his feet off..

Wow! You must be a very patient person and most programmers loath repetition so you are a rare one, indeed!


RE: Beginner Weightlifting - T3hRogue - 10-03-2011

latch forgot to "key in" the most important part at the end of his HEMTT speech. "Like a boss"


RE: Beginner Weightlifting - latch - 11-03-2011

(10-03-2011, 10:47 PM)T3hRogue Wrote: latch forgot to "key in" the most important part at the end of his HEMTT speech. "Like a boss"

I chose to leave it implied rather than stated.